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Also, she has just found out that she doesn’t know her lover quite as well as she thinks (all work and no play makes Harper a dull girl?). Honestly, this is the first horror trope, although I didn’t take note of it at the time: Abby is stuck in the car with Harper. Abby is going to have to pretend to be Harper’s straight, orphaned roommate for the duration of the trip. What’s more, Harper’s father is running for mayor, and they want to maintain an image of conservative perfection. It’s not until they are practically at the Caldwell residence that Harper drops the bomb: Her parents don’t know she’s gay.
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It doesn’t work: Abby is attached to the idea-and off they go.
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The next morning, however, Harper is in a panic and tries to passive aggressively disinvite her. Abby hesitates at first, but then warms to the idea. One night, in a moment of blissful coupledom, Harper invites Abby to her family’s house for Christmas. Abby was orphaned at 19, so she has an aversion to Christmas and all its attendant family traditions. Let’s break it down.įor those who don’t know, Abby and Harper (Mackenzie Davis) are an extremely fetching lesbian couple. Do I need to wait for the sequel? Did the actual, more horrific ending not test well with preview audiences, forcing rom-commy reshoots? The signs were all there. I kept waiting for it to happen-I flinched every time Abby was alone in a room or walking down an empty corridor-but it never did. Any minute now, the Caldwell family was going to take our hero Abby (Kristen Stewart) down to the basement, strap her in a chair, and introduce her to the Sunken Place. I was about halfway through Clea DuVall’s Happiest Season, the new “rom-com” on Hulu, when I realized it was actually horror film and a sense of peace washed over me.